The Story of the Dog and the Bog

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The dog was peacefully sunning herself in the grass of her human’s yard when she heard him say, “Jacky, do you want to go for a ride?” Of course, the dog wanted to go for a ride! Of course, the human knew this.

After driving across town, the human drove about five minutes beyond down town to a large flat spot overlooking a bog.

“Here’s the new site, Jacky,” said the human as he let the dog out of the truck. The human walked around the site using what the dog called the cute-o-meter. This tool was used primarily to record…